hoodiecap
Cap visits a school assembly and they have him lead the pledge of allegiance but "under God" wasn't added until he went under the ice so he doesn't know that part so he doesn't say it and the next day all the headlines say "CAPTAIN AMERICA FORGETS GOD" and FoxNews freaks out.
3 hours ago · September 18, 2014 · 33,366 notes
steve/bucky + the gaslight anthem’s get hurt (7/16)
ain’t that a shame

Well I’m tired of hearing voices, I don’t wanna hear no moreSo call somebody baby, I’ll be useless in the morningMy heart’s all in tatters, I ain’t nobody’s saintI’m just trying not to call you, trying not to call youAnd I learned the rules out with the wolvesI’m vicious now honey, cruel and unprincipledWith tears in my eyeballs, your name on my lipsAnd you know you’re gonna wait so long, time slips awayTil you can’t feel the kick, my, how we’ve changedI stood on the platform, waiting in vain [x]

steve/bucky + the gaslight anthem’s get hurt (7/16)

ain’t that a shame

Well I’m tired of hearing voices, I don’t wanna hear no more
So call somebody baby, I’ll be useless in the morning
My heart’s all in tatters, I ain’t nobody’s saint
I’m just trying not to call you, trying not to call you
And I learned the rules out with the wolves
I’m vicious now honey, cruel and unprincipled
With tears in my eyeballs, your name on my lips

And you know you’re gonna wait so long, time slips away
Til you can’t feel the kick, my, how we’ve changed
I stood on the platform, waiting in vain [x]

6 hours ago · September 18, 2014 · 20 notes

fourrtris asked: stucky or evanstan

8 hours ago · September 18, 2014 · 2,062 notes
"Do I ever talk about astrophysics? Do I ever talk about biology? Do I ever talk about neuropsychiatry? Do I ever talk about botany? Do I ever talk about algebra? I DO NOT TALK ABOUT THINGS I HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE OF! Do I ever talk about greek epigraphy? Do I ever talk about electronics? Do I ever talk about dams, about bridges, about highways? I do not talk about cardiology! I do not talk about radiology! I do not talk about things I have no knowledge of!" —

"Sogni d’oro" 1981 - Nanni Moretti  (via electricalice)

#also a quote internet and especially tumblr can learn from

(via namidakills)

….non sapevo assolutamente che era una citazione di Nanni Moretti orz

(via youneedasoultraveller)

8 hours ago · September 18, 2014 · 54 notes

majorheelturn replied to your post: “majorheelturn replied to your post: “majorheelturn replied to your…”:

yuuuuuuuuup that is the dream that is exactly what I want just straight up punch to the face at LEAST twice

With eddie present please. Has to happen.

18 hours ago · September 18, 2014 ·

majorheelturn replied to your post: “majorheelturn replied to your post: “majorheelturn replied to your…”:

Eddie is going to get to let out SO MUCH OF THAT ANGER in this AU & it’s going to be SO MANY FEELINGS & also other things ;)

Ikr god also i just want roland do plant two solids across henry’s face and that au = perfect excuse yo

18 hours ago · September 18, 2014 · 1 note

majorheelturn replied to your post: “majorheelturn replied to your post: “majorheelturn replied to your…”:

ROLAND SAVED HIS FUCKING SOUL and that is the truth

AMEN my forever otp sigh i’m just sorry roland never got to properly punch henry.hm. Thought for that d/s au….. XD

18 hours ago · September 18, 2014 · 1 note

majorheelturn replied to your post: “majorheelturn replied to your post: “god the new prisoner comic is…”:

and when he does it’s CLEARLY him lying & being aware of it, whereas Henry THINKS HE’S A GOOD PERSON & HE’S THE WORRST EDDIE OWES HIM NOTHINGGG

Ikrrrr jfc at least evil incarnated doesn’t pretend to be anything but, henry just - ugh that fucking toxic piece of crap I RAGE

18 hours ago · September 18, 2014 · 1 note

theblondemermaid replied to your post: “reasons why”:

I wish we could but we’re past beyond the point of sanity. Let’s just embrace the madness and check when the movie about the penguins will be released

Of course we’re watching that shit

18 hours ago · September 18, 2014 ·

majorheelturn replied to your post: “god the new prisoner comic is reminding me all the reasons why henry…”:

he needs to be talked about because he might be the worst in that series AND YOU KNOW HE’S GOT SOME TOUGH DAMN COMPETITION FOR THAT TITLE BUT REALLY FUCKKKK HIM

Nah I’d take flagg over that piece of shit at least flagg doesn’t try to fool people into thinking he’s a good person jfc

18 hours ago · September 18, 2014 · 1 note
Anonymous
oh god, is he Eddie's father? did he abuse him?

His brother and yeah. Also the kind of abuse that makes me want to strangle him because he makes it pass for ‘but i care about you so much’ without even being violent or anything when in fact it’s the contrary and oh he also got the guy hooked to heroin. Real role model. I’ve been wanting to hit the idiot with mjolnir for the last ten years and seeing him on comic made me realize the urge never went away xDDD

18 hours ago · September 18, 2014 ·

god the new prisoner comic is reminding me all the reasons why henry dean is the scummiest piece of scum in literary existence only rivaled by ramsay snow tbqh

i had forgotten how much i hated that - that.

that.

19 hours ago · September 18, 2014 · 1 note
aseaofquotes:

Stephen King, The Dark Tower
Submitted by writtenblock.

sadly I can’t do a cut so I need to stay vague because spoilers but I find highly amusing that this quote has been submitted as in being about living happily ever after when if you look at the context it’s everything but…….

aseaofquotes:

Stephen King, The Dark Tower

Submitted by .

sadly I can’t do a cut so I need to stay vague because spoilers but I find highly amusing that this quote has been submitted as in being about living happily ever after when if you look at the context it’s everything but…….

19 hours ago · September 18, 2014 · 1,888 notes
reasons why

theblondemermaid and i should stop meeting like this

We recast 80% of the penguins of madagascar cartoon with Marvel people.

While waiting for the Margaret Atwood reading.

We have no shame.

(Before you ask, the penguins are steve, sam, bucky and sharon being skipper, kowalski, rico and private respectively)

22 hours ago · September 17, 2014 · 3 notes

sarcasticfina:

tamaraneanprincessofgallifrey:

“That seems sort of harmless but then it kind of gets a little darker and sort of accuses these young pop artists of being part of this cycle where girls read magazines, feel terrible about themselves ‘cause its says “you should be skinnier, you should be prettier”. They feel terrible, and then these pop stars tell them that they’re perfect and that they’re beautiful and they buy the songs and then the popstar’s on the cover of the magazine so they buy a magazine again and it’s sort of this vicious cycle and I sort of implied he’s working for Satan or whatever.

"I sort of implied he’s working for Satan or whatever"

the song’s Repeat Stuff

1 day ago · September 17, 2014 · 258,764 notes